The force was with me today. I visited Costco and acquired a rare material known on Earth as "toilet paper." I wandered around the store pointing my light saber at people and telling them, "May the 4th be with you" and "you will stay six feet away."
And for all of you rebel forces out there, the only reason I'm wearing a mask is because Costco now requires all customers to wear a mask. Normally I do not succumb to the Empire.
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